To subscribe to Patriot Humor, click here . Read this on the Web at http://media.patriotpost.us/humor/2011/05-17.html Holy Humor There was a very sweet old lady who was mailing an old family Bible to her brother in another part of the country. "Is there anything breakable in here?" the postal clerk asked. The old lady looked confused for a moment and answered, "The Ten Commandments?" ··· Somebody has said there are only two kinds of people in the world. There are those who wake up in the morning and say, "Good morning, Lord," and there are those who wake up in the morning and say, "Good Lord, it's morning." ··· A Rabbi parked his car in a no-parking zone in a large city because he was short of time and couldn't find a space with a meter. Then he put a note under the windshield wiper tha...

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