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Read this on the Web at http://media.patriotpost.us/humor/2011/12-06.html To subscribe to Patriot Humor, click here . Jim Carrey Sings White Christmas He's got a tin ear: Watch Video » Organ Fail Ah, Christmas music! Wait for it... Watch Video » O Holy Night This is by no means an endorsement of South Park (which is a crass, vulgar, and morally reprehensible show that no Patriot should ever under any circumstances whatsoever find AT ALL FUNNY), but except no this clip is nonetheless hilariouswatchthis: Watch Video » And if that's not a funny enough rendition of this Christmas classic, check out this version . If it doesn't leave you in stitches, something is wrong with your Christmas spirit. ...

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