Having trouble viewing this email? Tuesday, March 1, 2011 Inside RCP Polls Videos Issues Comments Links World Markets Sports March 1, 2011 You can always find the latest political news at RealClearPolitics.com . Top 5 Stories on RealClearPolitics Political Math: Washington - Money = Plus for States - Gerald Seib, WSJ The federal government isn't simply bleeding money. Because of its addiction to red ink, it's bleeding power, which is starting to flow away... Job Protec

To subscribe to Patriot Humor, click here . Read this on the Web at http://media.patriotpost.us/humor/2011/03-01.html Trooper Wisecracks Comments made by state troopers taken from car videos: 1. "You know, stop lights don't come any redder than the one you just went through." 2. "Relax, the handcuffs are tight because they're new. They'll stretch after you wear them a while." 3. "If you take your hands off the car, I'll make your birth certificate a worthless document." 4. "If you run, you'll only go to jail tired." 5. "Can you run faster than 1,200 feet per second? Because that's the speed of the bullet that'll be chasing you." 6. "You don't know how fast you were going? I guess that means I can write anything I want to on the ticket, huh?"

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