Tuesday, October 22, 2013 Pre-Order Today:  Amazon  |  iBooks  |  Barnes & Noble | Indie Listen to It! Pre-Order the Audiobook, Read By Rush   "Nobody in this regime's got any private sector experience because they hate the private sector. They despise it." - Rush   Transcripts, Rush 24/7 Audio Now at RushLimbaugh.com: Nobody's Madder Than Obama? It's His Stupid Plan! Gross Incompetence or the Planned Path to Single-Payer? A Rousing Pre-Endorsement for Rush Revere CNN Reports on Obamacare Victims -- and Obama'

Once upon a time a man appeared in a village And announced to the villagers that he would Buy monkeys for $10 each. The villagers, seeing that there were many monkeys around, Went out to the forest and started catching them. The man bought thousands at $10 and, as supply started to diminish, The villagers stopped their effort. He next announced that he would now buy Monkeys at $20 each. This renewed the efforts Of the villagers and they started catching monkeys again. Soon the supply diminished even further and People started going back to their farms. The offer increased to $25 each and the supply of monkeys Became so scarce it was an effort to even find a monkey, Let alone catch it! The man now announced that he would buy Monkeys at $50 each! However, since he had to go to the city on some business, His assistant would buy on his behalf. In the absence of the man, the assistant told the Villagers: "Look at all these monkeys in th

 Tuesday, October 22nd Obama's Lousy Sales Pitch Something most of us can agree on is that the rollout of the Obamacare exchanges has been a disaster. Even the president and some delusional Democrats will admit it hasn't been a slam dunk. But the question then becomes: Does the failure of the website rollout translate into bigger issues for Obamacare itself? It depends on who you ask. A brand new poll from Washington Post-ABC News finds that a majority of Americans (56%) believe the disastrous rollout of the Obamacare exchanges foreshadows larger problems for Obamacare itself. Of course it does. I

Monday, October 21, 2013 Pre-Order Today:  Amazon  |  iBooks  |  Barnes & Noble  | Indie Listen to It! Pre-Order the Audiobook, Read By Rush     Rush missed today's show due to the flu. Mark Steyn guest hosted. Here are the highlights.   "This is nuttier than socialized health care because it involves everything in a way that socialist health care systems don't." -Mark Steyn   Steyn's Book: After America - Get Ready for Armageddon   Rush 24/7 Audio Now at RushLimbaugh.com: Glitchy Glitchy Ya Ya Da Da Illegal Immigrati

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 NATIONAL REVIEW 1 Hour Ago The Obama Crisis Playbook: Deny, Delay, Distract by  Jim Geraghty The Lesson of Monday: Obama Doesn't Know What to Do Yet, So He's Spinning President Obama turned in a strikingly tone-deaf performance at Monday's pep rally for Obamacare, even by his standards. The White House spin preceding the event promised a little bit of mea culpa, maybe even a flash of anger at the folks who had primary responsibility for ensuring the Obamacare exchange web sites functioned as promised. (We all know that buck stops long before it arrives at the Oval Office.) Nicole Fisher, Forbes : "Unfortunately for those Americans who are really interested in signing up on the exchange sites, he glossed over the depth and breadth of the current troubles, giving a speech that sounded more like a State of the Union address with small-business examples and reading letters written to the White House." Howard Kurtz : Obama's speech yesterday was not the mea culpa