To subscribe to Patriot Humor, click here . Read this on the Web at http://media.patriotpost.us/humor/2011/06-07.html Chinese imitate Anthony Weiner And you thought Anthony was the only one showing wieners to kids. — Submitted Chuck Norris's new business got off on the wrong foot. — Submitted Fox News ran a photo of SNL actress Tina Fey instead of Sarah Palin. Funny, considering Fey works for NBC and Palin has taken a paycheck from Fox. — Submitted Do you mean Enhanced Fujita scale? Admittedly, "Enhanced Fajita" sounds tastier. Maybe like something on Taco Bell's menu. Which leads us to the next FAIL... — Submitted Make a run for the border! — Submitted Mmm, customers is so tasty. — Submitted Sally's new Audi really made a splash with the locals. — Submitted Signs of the Times Submitted ...

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