To subscribe to Patriot Humor, click here . Read this on the Web at http://media.patriotpost.us/humor/2011/05-31.html Goodbye, al-Qa'ida's Rose Comedian Martin Short parodies Elton John's "Candle in the Wind" with this edgy sendup of Osama bin Laden's death. Watch Video » —Submitted Also... Everyone knows that the burial at sea story was fishy. Here's what really happened: Watch Video » —Submitted Borders This — after President Obama suggested to PM Benjamin Netanyahu that Israel return to its 1967 borders: Dear President Obama, I am writing today with a somewhat unusual request. First and foremost, I will be asking that you return the United States to its August 20th, 1959 borders so that Hawaii is no longer a state and you are no longer a citizen. Sincerely, Benjamin Netanyahu...

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