BUZZFEED.COM 52 Minutes Ago Community Post: 8 Most Passive-Aggressive Government Shutdown Alerts View this image › Today, Americans awoke to the dystopian hellscape created by a government shutdown. Did we say shutdown? Okay, it's more of a temporary rollback of non-essential services. Nonetheless, the government wants to assure you that anarchy is sweeping the land. 1. The White House Goes Dark View this image › Always eager to avoid blame, President Obama passes the buck with some serious passive aggressiveness. View this image › Someone forgot to mention that he wouldn't talk to Congress to avoid the shutdown. 2. Crops spoil in the fields View this image › The USDA is down? Zut alors! But who will tell us about legally mandated gherkin specifications ? 3. We have no standards View this image › "Conferences and other events scheduled during the shutdown are postponed or canceled." Great, and I already bought my tickets to the International Organization for Stan...