To subscribe to Patriot Humor, click here . Read this on the Web at http://media.patriotpost.us/humor/2011/05-24.html Obama's Limo Gets Stuck While leaving the US Embassy in Dublin, Obama's limo encountered an obstacle. Watch Video » Gassing Up With Obama Politizoid's new cartoon is a hilarious look at gas prices: Watch Video » Scientific Conversions 1. Ratio of an igloo's circumference to its diameter = Eskimo Pi 2. 2000 pounds of Chinese soup = Won ton 3. 1 millionth of a mouthwash = 1 microscope 4. Time between slipping on a peel and smacking the pavement = 1 bananosecond 5. Weight an evangelist carries with God = 1 billigram 6. Time it takes to sail 220 yards at 1 nautical mile per hour = Knotfurlong 7. 16.5 feet in theTwilight Zone = 1 Rod Sterling 8. Half of a large intestine = 1 semicolon 9.

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