To subscribe to Patriot Humor, click here . Read this on the Web at http://media.patriotpost.us/humor/2011/07-19.html Click Here The Official National Debt Calculator! Ok, we know the debt is no joke! Everybody needs a little comic relief these days. Give the Big Red calculator to anyone who needs to crunch numbers on a regular basis. Our shop manager always has one on her desk. Boasting the largest collection of zeros ever assembled outside the District of Columbia and endorsed by professional spenders, the Big Red Calculator is capable of calculating the National Debt (at least for now) and the Federal Budget Deficit. Large

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