Jimmy Kimmel will never get the chance to make us cringe again. Cue the world's tiniest violin. View Online September 19, 2025 Unfunny Comedian Jimmy Kimmel Cancels Himself; ABC Ratifies His Decision John Zmirak One more joyless scold who played a comedian on TV has left the building. I'd literally never watched five seconds of Jimmy Kimmel before I heard about the clip in which he insisted (against all evidence) that Charlie Kirk was murdered by a "MAGA supporter." Now under pressure from local affiliates and federal regulators, ABC has suspended Kimmel indefinitely from his low-rated late night show. This is just the most tasteless and across-the-line example of what Kimmel, Stephen Colbert, Whoopi Goldberg, and countless other "entertainers" have been serving up for years: witless snark, tired sneers, and self-righteous little sermons for the post-Christian church of wokeness. Here's the clip that outraged half of America and induced syndicates o...