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Notification*While hiking along the border this morning, I saw a Muslim extremist fall into the Rio Grande River and struggle to stay afloat because of all the guns and bombs he carried. With him was a Mexican who also struggled to stay afloat because of the large backpack of drugs strapped to his back. If they didn't get help, they would surely drown. I informed the El Paso County Sheriff's Office and Homeland Security. It is now 4pm, both have drowned, and neither authority has responded. I'm starting to think I wasted two stamps. * Editor's Note: This should not be construed in such a way as to incite violence. Breaking News: Toxic Waste is ToxicA recent test performed by the California Department of Public Health has indicated that a product (appropriately) named "Toxic Waste® brand Nuclear Sludge® Chew Bars" contains very high levels of lead. Read More » In the current White House, the buck always seems to be stopping somewhere, uh, over there. This high quality vinyl sticker measures 10" x 2.75". To subscribe to Patriot Humor, click here. To submit humor items for our consideration, email us at humor@patriotpost.us If you enjoy Patriot Humor, you should check out our other online resources: Opinion
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