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Ronald Reagan's Funny Answer

Enjoy this trip down memory lane as Ronald Reagan answers a question from Sam Donaldson of ABC News: Watch Video »

It's Republican.

I stopped by the auto dealership yesterday and took a new truck for a test drive. The salesman, wearing an Obama lapel pin, sat in the passenger seat describing the truck and its options.

"It has all of the latest technology," he chimed. "For example, the seats blow warm air on your backside in the winter and cool air in the summer heat."

"This must be a Republican truck," I commented.

What do you mean this is a 'Republican' truck?" he replied with a perturbed look.

"Well, if it were a Democrat truck, the seats would blow smoke up your butt year-round."

I had to walk back to the dealership.


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