Humor: Top 10 Rejected Obama Mission Names

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Top 10 Rejected Obama Mission Names Apparently the White House tossed out a number of perfectly good names before arriving at "Operation Odyssey Dawn": 10.Operation Nine Months In The Senate Didn't Prepare Me For This 9. Operation Organizing for Libya 8. Operation Double Standard 7. Operation FINE! I'll Do Something 6. Operation Enduring Narcissism 5. Operation So That's What the Red Button Does 4. Operation France Backed Me Into A Corner 3. Operation Start Without Me 2. Operation Unlike Bush Wars This One Is Justified Because Hey Look A Squirrel 1. Operation Aimless Fury — Submitted Nothing gets by the deputy. Actual headline: Deputy: Strip Search Finds Crack Between Buttocks Nigeria, 1932 Submitted Motivation Submitted Click Here Tax Evader stamp Add a little bit of fun to our country's current financial cesspool. While we would not advocate defacing currency, we know you will think of many amusing and satisfying uses for our RED self-inking stamper, Tax Evader, especially with Tim Geithner as our present Secretary of the Treasury. And now for a cartoon To subscribe to Patriot Humor, click here. To submit humor items for our consideration, email us at humor@patriotpost.us If you enjoy Patriot Humor, you should check out our other online resources: Opinion Edwin J. Feulner: Dealing With 'Real Enemies' Debra Saunders: Dud Deals in California William Murchison: The Education of Barack Obama Dennis Prager: Arab League Redefines Chutzpah David Limbaugh: 2012: Our National Fiscal Armageddon? Thomas Sowell: Random Thoughts Mona Charen: Never Mind George Will: Scrubbing the Blemishes Paul Greenberg: And Deeper in Debt Cal Thomas: War Number Three Ken Blackwell: 'Nobody Messes With Joe' Michael Barone: US Is the Unilateral Power in a Multilateral World Burt Prelutsky: Keeping Santa's List Debra Saunders: Few Angels in the Budget Brawl George Will: Thinking Like a Master More Opinion Headlines Libya Rebels Struggle to Regroup; U.S. Jet Crashes In Chile, Obama Says Military Force in Libya Well Planned 'Prior to My Departure' Cost of Military Campaign in Libya Could Wipe Out GOP's Spending Cuts Kucinich Slams President Obama's War Actions With Senator Obama's Anti-war Rhetoric Trump Boasts He 'Screwed' Gadhafi, Has Special Experience Dealing With Libyan Leader Soldier to Plead Guilty in Afghan Murder Case GOP Leaders Pledge to Block Deficit Package That Increases Taxes Existing-Home Sales Plunge in February; Lowest in Nine Years MSNBC's Matthews and Guests: Conservatives Only Support Israel Because of 'End Times' Theology Democratic Senator Reveals Nearly $300,000 in Unpaid Property Taxes Pawlenty Establishes Presidential Exploratory Committee Castro Says He Quit Communist Party Post in 2006 More Headlines Commentary Weird Global Warming and Nuclear Science Are We on Our Way to Gettysburg? College Football's Best? More Commentary Policy The Heritage Foundation The Cato Institute Hoover Institution National Rifle Association Ludwig von Mises Institute National Center for Policy Analysis The Heartland Institute Follow The Patriot Post:                You have received this email because you are subscribed to Patriot Humor, a service of The Patriot Post. To subscribe to Patriot Humor and The Patriot Post, link to http://patriotpost.us/subscribe/. To manage your subscription or to unsubscribe, link to http://patriotpost.us/manage/ and log in with your email address.