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Free Gas Coupon Submitted The Easter Bunny Submitted A sensitive animal lover driving down the highway strikes a rabbit. The driver pulls over and discovers a basket of eggs and candy scattered all around. Several yards away lies the crumpled body of a large rabbit clad in a blue pastel waistcoat. The man weeps. A woman sees the man sobbing on the side of the road and pulls over. "What's wrong?" she asks. "I've killed the Easter Bunny!" he cries, pointing to the dead rabbit. The woman runs back to her car and returns with a spray can that she sprays all over the lifeless rabbit. The Easter Bunny suddenly springs back to life, waves its paw at the two of them and hops down the road. Ten feet away he turns and waves again, hops another 10 feet and waves and repeats until he hops out of sight. The man is astonished. "What is in that can? What did you spray on the Easter Bunny?" The woman turns the can around so that the man can read the label. "Hair Spray — Restores life to dead hair, adds permanent wave." FAIL Submitted Submitted Submitted Motivation Submitted Click Here Devalued by Democrat Debt stamp Add a little bit of fun to our country's current financial cesspool. While we would not advocate defacing currency, we know you will think of many amusing and satisfying uses for our red self-inking stamper, Devalued by Democrat Debt. Don't miss our other great red ink stamps: Property of Barack Hussein Obama, Tax Evader and Payable to Red China! All purchases at The Patriot Shop support our mission of service to America's Armed Forces. And now for a cartoon To subscribe to Patriot Humor, click here. To submit humor items for our consideration, email us at humor@patriotpost.us If you enjoy Patriot Humor, you should check out our other online resources: Top Headline Report Obama: Passover Message Reflected in Muslim Uprisings Obama to Reporter: 'Let Me Finish My Answers' Next Time New DNC Chief Wants to Screen All Gun Sales U.S. Government Agency Plans $2.84 Billion Loan for Oil Refinery -- in Colombia EPA: 2009 Greenhouse Gas Emissions Lowest Recorded Since '95 Obama's 2010 Return: $454K in Federal Taxes on $1.7M Income More Headlines The Right Opinion Paul Greenberg: A Cliche a Second Cal Thomas: Choosey About Choice David Limbaugh: Ryan 1, Obama 0 Thomas Sowell: Bull About Bullying William Murchison: 'Compact'? What Compact? Debra Saunders: The War on Users of Cold, Allergy Drugs Dennis Prager: Why Don't Christians Help ... Christians? Mona Charen: Government Makes a Poor Physician Michael Barone: President Whatever Finds Things Not Going His Way Burt Prelutsky: Names in the News Debra Saunders: Department of Obstruction of Justice George Will: Voice of a Conservative Populist More Opinion Grassroots Commentary Vanishing Virtue Bretton Woods II -- The Final Enslavement of Mankind Yes, Lord Acton, Corruption Charlie Brown Redux An Open Letter to Donald Trump Silent Bob and the Anti-Christ More Commentary Policy and Analysis Heritage Foundation Insider Heritage Foundation Research American Enterprise Institute Center for Strategic and International Studies The Cato Institute Hoover Institution National Rifle Association Ludwig von Mises Institute Citizens Against Government Waste National Center for Policy Analysis The Heartland Institute Follow The Patriot Post:                You have received this email because you are subscribed to Patriot Humor, a service of The Patriot Post. To subscribe to Patriot Humor and The Patriot Post, link to http://patriotpost.us/subscribe/. To manage your subscription or to unsubscribe, link to http://patriotpost.us/manage/ and log in with your email address.