Humor: Obama's First Ad for 2012

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President Barack Obama's First Ad for 2012 President Barack Obama is proud of his record of accomplishment. Watch his first ad of the 2012 campaign brought to you by the National Republican Senatorial Committee. Watch Video » Two Birds, One Stone Libya wants a new Muslim leader. I say give them ours. Solves 2 problems. President's Day While out eating lunch recently, I overheard a conversation between a mother and her young son. "What is tomorrow?" she asked him. "It's President's Day," the boy replied "What does that mean?" she asked. The boy paused thoughtfully for a moment, and responded, "President's Day is when Obama steps out of the White House and if he sees his shadow, we have 2 more years of unemployment and stupidity." I almost snorted my iced tea. FAIL Submitted Submitted Submitted Motivation Submitted Submitted Click Here Gadsden humor sticker Our humorous take on the Gadsden flag translates its message to modern language, "Don't Step On My Snake" ...with a little something extra from the serpent himself: "I'll Bite You, I Swear!" High quality vinyl sticker measures 6" x 4". All sales proceeds at The Patriot Shop support our Mission of Service to America's Armed Forces. And now for a cartoon To subscribe to Patriot Humor, click here. To submit humor items for our consideration, email us at humor@patriotpost.us If you enjoy Patriot Humor, you should check out our other online resources: Top Headline Report White House: Obama 'Regrets' Vote Against Raising Debt Ceiling in 2006; It Was 'Mistake' Court Backs Eric Holder on Arizona Immigration Law Pakistan Tells U.S. to Halt Drone Strikes Japan Ups Nuke Crisis Severity to Match Chernobyl Chicago School Bans Lunches Brought From Home Missouri's Democratic Attorney General Splits With Obama Over Obamacare More Headlines The Right Opinion Rebecca Hagelin: Easter: Ad Execs Say No to Jesus Dennis Prager: Moral Monsters in Afghanistan and Moral Idiocy in America Ken Blackwell: Mr. Obama's Muddle East Debra Saunders: Academic Mission or UCLA Speech Code? Paul Greenberg: The Doctor Who Saw What He Did Thomas Sowell: Another Spending Cut Plan More Opinion Grassroots Commentary A Warning to Democrats Immovable Object Meet the Irresistible Force Safer Streets 2011: Dodger Stadium to Be Safer? Terry Jones, His Critics, and Islam Safer Streets 2011: How About Dodger Stadium? Trump in 2012? Maybe Not Such a Bad Thing More Commentary Conservative Policy The Heritage Foundation The Cato Institute Hoover Institution National Rifle Association Ludwig von Mises Institute National Center for Policy Analysis The Heartland Institute Follow The Patriot Post:                You have received this email because you are subscribed to Patriot Humor, a service of The Patriot Post. To subscribe to Patriot Humor and The Patriot Post, link to http://patriotpost.us/subscribe/. To manage your subscription or to unsubscribe, link to http://patriotpost.us/manage/ and log in with your email address.