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Goodbye, al-Qa'ida's Rose

Comedian Martin Short parodies Elton John's "Candle in the Wind" with this edgy sendup of Osama bin Laden's death. Watch Video » —Submitted

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Everyone knows that the burial at sea story was fishy. Here's what really happened: Watch Video » —Submitted

Borders

This — after President Obama suggested to PM Benjamin Netanyahu that Israel return to its 1967 borders:

Dear President Obama,

I am writing today with a somewhat unusual request. First and foremost, I will be asking that you return the United States to its August 20th, 1959 borders so that Hawaii is no longer a state and you are no longer a citizen.

Sincerely,
Benjamin Netanyahu
Prime Minister of Israel

Revisionist History

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Obama Entitlement / Race / Exemption wallet cards

Our colorful and official looking set of 3 Obama wallet cards holds endless amusing possibilities for entertaining your conservative friends and greatly annoying or educating your liberal friends.

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