Humor: Goodbye, al-Qa'ida's Rose

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Goodbye, al-Qa'ida's Rose Comedian Martin Short parodies Elton John's "Candle in the Wind" with this edgy sendup of Osama bin Laden's death. Watch Video » —Submitted Also... Everyone knows that the burial at sea story was fishy. Here's what really happened: Watch Video » —Submitted Borders This — after President Obama suggested to PM Benjamin Netanyahu that Israel return to its 1967 borders: Dear President Obama, I am writing today with a somewhat unusual request. First and foremost, I will be asking that you return the United States to its August 20th, 1959 borders so that Hawaii is no longer a state and you are no longer a citizen. Sincerely, Benjamin Netanyahu Prime Minister of Israel Revisionist History Submitted Click Here Obama Entitlement / Race / Exemption wallet cards Our colorful and official looking set of 3 Obama wallet cards holds endless amusing possibilities for entertaining your conservative friends and greatly annoying or educating your liberal friends. Motivation Submitted FAIL Submitted Submitted Submitted And now for a cartoon To subscribe to Patriot Humor, click here. To submit humor items for our consideration, email us at humor@patriotpost.us Follow The Patriot Post:                You have received this email because you are subscribed to Patriot Humor, a service of The Patriot Post. To subscribe to Patriot Humor and The Patriot Post, link to http://patriotpost.us/subscribe/. To manage your subscription or to unsubscribe, link to http://patriotpost.us/manage/ and log in with your email address.