Humor: Life Imitates Weekly World News?

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Life Imitates Weekly World News? In the wake of Osama bin Laden's death, a host of revelations regarding the al-Qaida terror network's methods are emerging. Especially shocking is their use of dwarves. Oddly, this 2004 headline from Weekly World News may very well be true. Consider the evidence in this video: Watch Video » Submitted Click Here Payable to Red China stamp Add a little bit of fun to our country's current financial cesspool. While we would not advocate defacing currency, we know you will think of many amusing and satisfying uses for our RED self-inking stamper, Payable to Red China. All purchases at The Patriot Shop support our Mission of Service to America's Armed Forces. FAIL Submitted Submitted Submitted Submitted Revisionist History Apparently, bin Laden was hiding in plain sight for quite a while. -- Submitted Motivation Submitted Submitted We ran this one last week, but in light of recent events... Top Ten Reasons Obama Delayed Releasing His Birth Certificate 10: Waiting for Office Depot to put printers on sale. 9: Rahm Emanuel padded his resume-- turns out he didn't know Photoshop after all. 8: Hadn't read the Constitution, so didn't know one was required. 7: Figured if he waited long enough the majority of voters would be illegal aliens too. 6: Michelle kept dragging him to JC Penny to buy her more clothes. 5: Was waiting for Hawaii to become the 58th state. 4: Amazon was sold out of Swahili to English dictionaries. 3: Just now found it in a pile of old Whitewater documents the Clintons left behind. 2: Hey, mortgaging America's future is a lot tougher than community organizing-- give the guy a break. 1: It's George Bush's fault. —Submitted And now for a cartoon To subscribe to Patriot Humor, click here. To submit humor items for our consideration, email us at humor@patriotpost.us If you enjoy Patriot Humor, you should check out our other online resources: Patriot News Review Geithner: Deadline to Raise U.S. Debt Ceiling Pushed to Aug. 2 NBC's David Gregory: Unlike Bush, Obama Understood We Still Felt Vulnerable, Wanted Justice Senator Nelson Ties bin Laden Operation to Voting Bill Bin Laden Lived in Pakistan Compound 5 to 6 Years Pakistan Says Not Part of U.S. Operation to Kill bin Laden Osama Bin Laden Sea Burial Video May Be Released More News The Right Opinion George Will: Times Change Cal Thomas: Justice Has Been Done Paul Greenberg: A Funeral and a Wedding Thomas Sowell: Fed Up With the Fed? David Limbaugh: 2012 Is the Republicans' Election to Lose Mona Charen: How Bin Laden Resembled Michael Moore Dennis Prager: F-Word Laced Speech Disqualifies Donald Trump From Presidency Austin Bay: In Praise of American Persistence William Murchison: The Nation We Still Are Debra Saunders: Bin Laden Fall Means Afghanistan Spring Burt Prelutsky: Shooting From the Hip Michael Barone: On Foreign Policy, Obama Leads From Behind More Opinion Grassroots Commentary Commies in the Cafeteria Lead, Follow, or Get Out of the Way Osama bin Laden Dead: What's Next? The Judas Media Conservatism and Business Three Days of the Commie More Commentary Policy and Analysis Heritage Foundation Insider Heritage Foundation Research American Enterprise Institute Center for Strategic and International Studies The Cato Institute Hoover Institution National Rifle Association Ludwig von Mises Institute Citizens Against Government Waste National Center for Policy Analysis The Heartland Institute Follow The Patriot Post:                You have received this email because you are subscribed to Patriot Humor, a service of The Patriot Post. To subscribe to Patriot Humor and The Patriot Post, link to http://patriotpost.us/subscribe/. To manage your subscription or to unsubscribe, link to http://patriotpost.us/manage/ and log in with your email address.