Humor: Obama's Limo Gets Stuck

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Obama's Limo Gets Stuck While leaving the US Embassy in Dublin, Obama's limo encountered an obstacle. Watch Video » Gassing Up With Obama Politizoid's new cartoon is a hilarious look at gas prices: Watch Video » Scientific Conversions 1. Ratio of an igloo's circumference to its diameter = Eskimo Pi 2. 2000 pounds of Chinese soup = Won ton 3. 1 millionth of a mouthwash = 1 microscope 4. Time between slipping on a peel and smacking the pavement = 1 bananosecond 5. Weight an evangelist carries with God = 1 billigram 6. Time it takes to sail 220 yards at 1 nautical mile per hour = Knotfurlong 7. 16.5 feet in theTwilight Zone = 1 Rod Sterling 8. Half of a large intestine = 1 semicolon 9. 1,000,000 aches = 1 megahurtz 10. Basic unit of laryngitis = 1 hoarsepower 11. Shortest distance between two jokes = A straight line 12. 453.6 graham crackers = 1 pound cake 13. 1 million-million microphones = 1 megaphone 14. 2 million bicycles = 2 megacycles 15. 365.25 days = 1 unicycle 16. 2000 mockingbirds = 2 kilomockingbirds 17. 52 cards = 1 decacards 18. 1 kilogram of falling figs = 1 FigNewton 19. 1000 milliliters of wet socks = 1 literhosen 20. 1 millionth of a fish = 1 microfiche 21. 1 trillion pins = 1 terrapin 22. 10 rations = 1 decoration 23. 100 rations = 1 C-ration 24. 2 monograms = 1 diagram 25. 4 nickels = 2 paradigms 26. 2.4 statute miles of intravenous surgical tubing at Yale University Hospital = 1 IV League 27. 100 Senators = Not 1 decision Click Here Million Obama Dollar bill It's Obama funny money! Just the thing for paying taxes, making "change", purchasing Obama healthcare and more! We are sure you'll come up with a million uses of your own for this Million Obama dollar bill. The same size as U.S. currency. Set of 2 bills. Going Places FAILs Submitted Submitted Submitted Submitted Motivation Submitted And now for a cartoon To subscribe to Patriot Humor, click here. To submit humor items for our consideration, email us at humor@patriotpost.us If you enjoy Patriot Humor, you should check out our other online resources: Patriot News Review Obama With Hurling Stick: 'If Members of Congress Aren't Behaving, Give 'em a Little Paddle' Obama In Ireland: 'I Feel Even More at Home After That Pint I Had' Chris Matthews Swoons: Obama's Ireland Speech 'Reminded Me of Kennedy Back in '63' Jerry Brown Calls Prison Ruling a Reason for More Taxes Chrysler to Repay Government Loans Today NASA Scientist Helps Teens Sue Government Over Climate Change More News The Right Opinion Thomas Sowell: Dependency and Votes Cal Thomas: Betraying Israel Mona Charen: Some Friend David Limbaugh: Don't Let Liberal Establishment Choose Our Candidates Dennis Prager: When It Comes to Doomsdays, the Left Shouldn't Laugh at the Religious Debra Saunders: Supreme Court's Scary Power Grab William Murchison: Israel and America: Two of a Kind Michael Barone: Obama Channels W. Except on Israel and Palestinians Burt Prelutsky: The Not So Great Debate Paul Greenberg: The Latest Futility: New President, Same Middle East George Will: Golden State Blues Peggy Noonan: A Week of Shocks but Few Surprises More Opinion Grassroots Commentary The Constitution Failed Western Delusions and the Death of Osama bin Laden The Morphing of Mitt Coffee Break Is Over He's No Will Ferrell A Declaration of Energy Independence More Commentary Policy and Analysis Heritage Foundation Insider Heritage Foundation Research American Enterprise Institute Center for Strategic and International Studies The Cato Institute Hoover Institution National Rifle Association Ludwig von Mises Institute Citizens Against Government Waste National Center for Policy Analysis The Heartland Institute Follow The Patriot Post:                You have received this email because you are subscribed to Patriot Humor, a service of The Patriot Post. To subscribe to Patriot Humor and The Patriot Post, link to http://patriotpost.us/subscribe/. To manage your subscription or to unsubscribe, link to http://patriotpost.us/manage/ and log in with your email address.