Humor: The President's Speech

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The President's Speech

Uncle Jay artfully merges an Obama speech on Afghanistan with a speech given by an unlikely predecessor. Watch Video »

A. Wiener Limerick

There once was a Congressman named Wiener,
Who possessed a perverted demeanor.
He got kicked off the Hill
For acting like Bill,
Now D.C. is one wiener leaner.

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