Humor: Hitler discovers ATTACKWATCH is a joke

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To subscribe to Patriot Humor, click here. Hitler discovers ATTACKWATCH is a joke This hilarious video capitalizes on a popular meme to great effect, mercilessly deriding Obama's new AttackWatch website: Watch Video » Editor's Note: Occasionally, an Obama ad plays before the video, which only takes money away from his campaign. Personally, we mute these and create our own humorous voice-overs. Native wisdom Barack Obama went camping in the desert with a Native American. After they set their tent up, both men fell asleep. A few hours later, the Indian woke Obama and said, "Look at the sky. What do you see?" Obama replied, "I see millions of stars." "What does that tell you?" asked the Indian. Obama pondered for a minute, then said, "Astronomically, it tells me there are, uh, millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Chronologically, it appears to be approximately three in the morning. Theologically, we are small and insignificant. Uh, meteorologically, it looks like we'll have a beautiful day tomorrow. What's it tell you?" "It tells me that someone stole the tent, you dummy." For dummies, of dummies. Click Here Are You Exempt From Tax Increases? Get our wallet cards today and you too can "prove" your exemption from tax increases! (Unless, of course, you are "rich".) Our colorful and official looking set of 3 Obama wallet cards holds endless amusing possibilities for entertaining your conservative friends and greatly annoying or educating your liberal friends. And now for a cartoon Semper Lorem Ipsum! Ron Locke, UD Humor Minion To subscribe to Patriot Humor, click here. To submit humor items for our consideration, email us at humor@patriotpost.us If you enjoy Patriot Humor, you should check out our other online resources: Patriot News Review Among Undecided Voters, 64% Disapprove of Obama Infamous 'Ground Zero Mosque' to Open Exhibit This Wednesday Bill Clinton: Conservatives Scare People 'Around the World' AP Fact Checks Obama: Are the Rich Really Taxed Less Than Secretaries? Short Answer: No EPA Grants Shell Permits for Alaskan Offshore Drilling CDC Recommends That Students Eat MORE at School More News The Right Opinion Debra Saunders: A 'Fair Share' of an Anemic Economy David Limbaugh: The Lecturer in Chief Has Forfeited His Moral Authority Dennis Prager: Why Young Americans Can't Think Morally Thomas Sowell: The 'Ponzi' Sound Bite Rebecca Hagelin: Parents: Don't Let Kids Drink the Kool-Aid William Murchison: The States and Their Powers Mona Charen: I'm for the Rich Cal Thomas: If Israel Disappears Michael Barone: As President, Obama Acts as Shop Steward in Chief Burt Prelutsky: Allah Be Appraised! Lawrence Kudlow: Mike Bloomberg's Irresponsible Riot Tactic Debra Saunders: Rick Perry's Bad -- Mixing Sex, Power and Mandates More Opinion Grassroots Commentary i-Phones for Cell Block C Bury My Heart ... in My Mountain of Stuff! Solyndra Obama's Enron Poverty President Gaming Blacks An Enemy Within Guns on Campus: As vital as CPR Training More Commentary Policy and Analysis Heritage Foundation Insider Heritage Foundation Research American Enterprise Institute Center for Strategic and International Studies The Cato Institute Hoover Institution National Rifle Association Ludwig von Mises Institute Citizens Against Government Waste National Center for Policy Analysis The Heartland Institute Follow The Patriot Post:                You have received this email because you are subscribed to Patriot Humor, a service of The Patriot Post. To subscribe to Patriot Humor and The Patriot Post, link to http://patriotpost.us/subscribe/. To manage your subscription or to unsubscribe, link to http://patriotpost.us/manage/ and log in with your email address.