Humor: Obama at the bank

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To subscribe to Patriot Humor, click here. Obama at the bank Barack Obama walks into the bank to cash a check. "Good morning, Ma'am," he greets the cashier, "could you please cash this check for me?" "It would be my pleasure, sir. Could you please show me your ID?" "Truthfully, I did not bring my ID with me as I didn't think there was any need to. I am President Barack Obama, the president of the United States of America!" "Yes, sir, I know who you are, but with all the regulations, monitoring of the banks because of impostors and forgers, etc, I must insist on seeing ID." "Just ask anyone here at the bank who I am and they will tell you. Everybody knows who I am." "I am sorry Mr. President but these are the bank rules and I must follow them." "I am urging you please to cash this check." "Ok, this is what we can do Mr. President: One day Tiger Woods came into the bank without ID. To prove he was Tiger Woods he pulled out his putting iron and made a beautiful shot across the bank into a cup. With that shot we knew him to be Tiger Woods and cashed his check. Another time, Andre Agassi came in without ID. He pulled out his tennis racquet and made a fabulous shot, making the tennis ball land in my cup. With that spectacular shot we cashed his check. So, Mr. President, what can you do to prove that it is you, and only you, as the president of the United States?" Obama stands there thinking and finally says, "Honestly, there is nothing that comes to my mind. I can't think of a single thing I'm good at." "Will that be large or small bills, Mr. President?" Click Here The Official National Debt Calculator! Ok, we know the debt is no joke! Everybody needs a little comic relief these days. Give the Big Red calculator to anyone who needs to crunch numbers on a regular basis. Our shop manager always has one on her desk. Boasting the largest collection of zeros ever assembled outside the District of Columbia and endorsed by professional spenders, the Big Red Calculator is capable of calculating the National Debt (at least for now) and the Federal Budget Deficit. Large digits allow easy, no reading glasses viewing and large sure-feel buttons make digit entry reliable. Comes in humorous novelty packaging sure to bring laughter to the recipient. Hitler discovers ATTACKWATCH is a joke After receiving several complaints from readers about the Hitler video we ran last week (which we did not create), we thought it only fitting that those complaints be forwarded to AttackWatch. In case you missed the offending video, here it is again with a suitably revised caption: This hilarious video unnecessary mockery capitalizes on a popular meme Godwin's law to great effect a sickening degree, mercilessly deriding Obama's new AttackWatch website comparing Hitler to Obama: Watch Video » Editor's Note: Occasionally, an Obama ad plays before the video, which only takes money away from his campaign. Personally, we mute these and create our own humorous voice-overs weep silently. Oh my, that is bad. What were we thinking? And now for a cartoon Semper Lorem Ipsum! Ron Locke, UD Humor Minion To subscribe to Patriot Humor, click here. 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