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Cutting the Budget

Legendary game show host Chuck Woolery discusses ways to cut the federal budget in this humorous fireside chat-style video: Watch Video »


Finally, Some Budget Cuts

This sad specimen is the White House's Christmas tree for 2011. In related news, Charlie Brown's Christmas tree is missing.

Meanwhile in Pakistan

Americans aren't the only ones losing their shirts these days. Pakistanis are getting in on the action, albeit in their own way. This guy thought that blindfolding himself and beating his shirtless chest was the most logical means of expressing disdain for the evils of America.

Is it just us or would he look completely at home performing rap music?




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