We're Not Monkeying Around

This is Not Monkey Business Crusher You receive our Humor broadcasts, so we know you know what's funny. You know? But do you know what's not funny? How woefully underfunded we are. We can't ignore the 800 lb. gorilla in the room. We're a million bananas behind budget, and we're not monkeying around! It's true. I'll turn the mic over to Christy Chesterton now, standing by with a full report: Fellow Patriots, Help keep Patriot Humor coming to you every week! The Patriot Post's team of editors and staff depend completely on your support to provide these weekly laughs, along with our standard editions featuring real news, policy and opinion -- free of leftist drivel -- to readers around the nation. Please support The Patriot Post's 2011 Year-End Campaign today with your donation -- however large or small. We have 25 days left to meet our budget commitments and must raise approximately $162,000 before year's end. Thank you for your support! Christy Chesterton Director of Advancement The Patriot Post Donor Guide: Recommended Operation Support Levels: Family Defender: $26 (50¢/week) Frontline Patriot: $39 (75¢/week) Company Command: $52 ($1/week) Recommended Mission Support Levels: Battalion Command: $100 Regiment Command: $250 Division Command: $500 Corps Command: $1,000 Send your contribution to: The Patriot Annual Fund PO Box 507 Chattanooga, TN 37401-0507 Please make your check payable to "The Patriot Annual Fund" and note your e-mail address on the memo line so we can credit your subscriber account, and so our publisher can thank you.

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