Humor: Presidents' Day

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Presidents' Day I was eating lunch with my 6-year-old and I asked her, "What is the 20th of February?" She answered, "Presidents' Day!" I asked her: "What does Presidents' Day mean?" and I waited for something about Washington or Lincoln. She replied, "Presidents' Day is when President Obama steps out of the White House, and if he sees his shadow, we have another year of unemployment!" You know, it really hurts when hot coffee spurts out your nose! Click Here 0 Jobs and in the Red Need we say more? This high quality vinyl sticker sums it up! And we want you to plaster these hot new stickers everywhere you can! Buy them by the handfuls or truckload! This message cannot be repeated enough until the current White House resident is loading the moving van! Just Vote NO! Click Here Get this Great Shirt with a Quintessential Reagan Quote! "Politics is supposed to be the second oldest profession. I have come to realize it bears a very close resemblance to the first." Ronald Reagan's wit will be a sure hit for those reading the back of your gray Ronald Reagan Centennial t-shirt, available now at The Patriot Post Shop. To subscribe to Patriot Humor, click here. To submit humor items for our consideration, email us at humor@patriotpost.us CLICK HERE FOR Patriot Headline Report Key News Around the Clock We value your time. As a service to you, our editorial team evaluates hundreds of reputable news sources each day for headlines that are relevant to Essential Liberty – the restoration of constitutional limits on government and the judiciary, and the promotion of free enterprise, national defense and traditional American values. We post links to the most notable news 24 hours a day. Skip the Drudgery of wading through celebrity reports and other non-news. –Mark Alexander, Executive Editor CLICK HERE FOR The Right Opinion The Web's Best Columnists Our editorial team has evaluated and selected these nationally syndicated columnists who write about subjects that are relevant to our mission – the advancement of Liberty. While we don't agree with every position taken, we find these authors best reflect good Right Thinking. We post these essays – without advertising or frills – by 0800 ET each day. –Mark Alexander, Executive Editor Follow The Patriot Post:                You have received this email because you are subscribed to Patriot Humor, a service of The Patriot Post. To subscribe to Patriot Humor and The Patriot Post, link to http://patriotpost.us/subscribe/. To manage your subscription or to unsubscribe, link to http://patriotpost.us/manage/ and log in with your email address.