Humor: Too Late to Apologize

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Too Late to Apologize Don't Get Any Bright Ideas And Now For Cartoons Click Here Warning! Driver Carries Less than $20 of Ammunition Another great little sticker to remind folks who need to be reminded of your 2nd Amendment rights! This black and white high quality vinyl sticker is made in the USA for The Patriot Post Shop. It measures 6" x 3.25". From Desk of Mark Alexander This showed up in my inbox Monday: "'President Declares Disaster for Washington' — FEMA" As it turned out, this alert was in reference to January Winter storm damage in Washington State. The only declaration that can repair the disaster in Washington DC is THE DECLARATION! Click Here Tax Evader stamp Add a little bit of fun to our country's current financial cesspool. While we would not advocate defacing currency, we know you will think of many amusing and satisfying uses for our RED self-inking stamper, Tax Evader, especially with Tim Geithner as our present Secretary of the Treasury. To subscribe to Patriot Humor, click here. To submit humor items for our consideration, email us at humor@patriotpost.us CLICK HERE FOR Patriot Headline Report For News That Matters Most -- Around the Clock We value your time. As a service to you, our editorial team evaluates hundreds of reputable news sources each day for headlines that are relevant to Essential Liberty – the restoration of constitutional limits on government and the judiciary, and the promotion of free enterprise, national defense and traditional American values. We post links to the most notable news 24 hours a day. Skip the Drudgery of wading through celebrity reports and other non-news. –Mark Alexander, Executive Editor CLICK HERE FOR The Right Opinion The Web's Best Columnists Our editorial team has evaluated and selected these nationally syndicated columnists who write about subjects that are relevant to our mission – the advancement of Liberty. While we don't agree with every position taken, we find these authors best reflect good Right Thinking. We post these essays – without advertising or frills – by 0800 ET each day. –Mark Alexander, Executive Editor Follow The Patriot Post:                You have received this email because you are subscribed to Patriot Humor, a service of The Patriot Post. To subscribe to Patriot Humor and The Patriot Post, link to http://patriotpost.us/subscribe/. To manage your subscription or to unsubscribe, link to http://patriotpost.us/manage/ and log in with your email address.