Humor: The Soda Jerk

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The Soda Jerk Did you know there is a movie about Bloomberg? Proof that the Queen of England is better than President Obama. Click Here Laughter is a good antidote for the stress of an election year! With food stamp usage soaring, Obama Entitlement cards are a pert and timely response! Don't forget our lively debt calculator and red ink currency stampers. George is lost but we know where Obama is: in DC, redistributing our wealth! And now for some cartoons To subscribe to Patriot Humor, click here. To submit humor items for our consideration, email us at humor@patriotpost.us Patriot Headline Report » For News That Matters Most -- Around the Clock We value your time. As a service to you, our editorial team evaluates hundreds of reputable news sources each day for headlines that are relevant to Essential Liberty – the restoration of constitutional limits on government and the judiciary, and the promotion of free enterprise, national defense and traditional American values. We post links to the most notable news 24 hours a day. Skip the Drudgery of wading through celebrity reports and other non-news. –Mark Alexander, Executive Editor The Right Opinion » The Web's Best Columnists Our editorial team has evaluated and selected these nationally syndicated columnists who write about subjects that are relevant to our mission – the advancement of Liberty. While we don't agree with every position taken, we find these authors best reflect good Right Thinking. We post these essays – without advertising or frills – by 0800 ET each day. –Mark Alexander, Executive Editor Follow The Patriot Post:                You have received this email because you are subscribed to Patriot Humor, a service of The Patriot Post. To subscribe to Patriot Humor and The Patriot Post, link to http://patriotpost.us/subscribe/. To manage your subscription or to unsubscribe, link to http://patriotpost.us/manage/ and log in with your email address.