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Joe's Shotgun Advice

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This Week's Non Compos Mentis Award Winner: "If you want to protect yourself, get a double barrel shotgun, have the shells, a twelve gauge shotgun, and I promise you as I told my wife, we live in an area that's wooded and somewhat secluded -- I said if there is ever a problem, just walk out on the balcony, walk out, put that double barrel shotgun, and fire two blasts outside the house. I promise you whoever is coming in is not going." --Joe "Shotgun" Biden advising women on self defense: Fire two rounds from a double barrel shotgun, so that your gun will be empty when the rapist/killer comes in!

Women Take Biden's Shotgun Advice

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"You don't need an AR-15. It's harder to aim; it's harder to use. And in fact, you don't need 30 rounds to protect yourself. Buy a shotgun. Buy a shotgun." -- Joe Biden

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