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Tuesday, September 1, 2026

Good morning, and welcome to RedState's "Morning Minute" — a brief glimpse at which stories are trending at the moment and a look ahead at what the day may bring. Consider this your one-stop shop for news to kickstart your day. 

TOP O' THE MORNIN'

Red-Hot at RedState 

The Lake America Memes Are Coming in Fast and Furious, and They Are Laugh Out Loud Funny

These memes, like many before them, show that many Americans are thrilled with how this administration is turning around this country despite the media’s endless efforts to undermine the president. They also show that Trump can play mind games with anyone, and he’s certainly winning this battle as Democrats are tearing their hair out.

Boom! One of the Biggest Election Integrity Cases Is Heading to the Supreme Court

With the midterms approaching and election law already producing one Supreme Court showdown after another, Arizona's case could be bigger than a fight over one state's voter-registration rules.

CNN Forced Into Embarrassing Walkback After Host Faceplants on Trump Voting Rules

In other words, the very people Blitzer and Spanberger held up as examples of voters who would be harmed by Trump's changes aren't actually subjected to those rules.

Whoops. Clean up on aisle CNN. 

Trending Across Townhall Media

Bearing Arms — Survey Highlights Millions of Americans Leaving Guns in Cars, but Also Tells Why

That's what's missing from a lot of the official discussions about vehicle gun thefts. These aren't people leaving guns in the car sitting in their driveways. They're people who are going to work or going somewhere else where they can't carry a firearm. It's not irresponsibility driving this; it's people trying to follow the law, even if it's stupid or inconvenient.

HotAir — Is This the World's Worst Campaign Video?

This wasn't a personal testimony either for El-Sayed or against Rogers that would require it to be offered by the principal involved. El-Sayed and McMorrow literally stuffed words into her mouth and then hovered over her like Lavrentiy Beria's personal guards in a Soviet show trial to ensure compliance. 

PJ Media — Hey, I Know That Guy Who Just Clown-Slapped Rep. Max Frost!

The entire episode was embarrassing for Frost. He got "boomered and zoomered" by almost everyone with whom he spoke.

Townhall — The Washington Post Embarrasses Itself Trying to Embarrass Me

The Washington Post, like the rest of the regime media, is a pompous joke; if you want to know why it’s dying, this fiasco is Exhibit A. We wear its hate like one of our medals. Oh, and next time you hack scribblers want to play mean girls with me, remember that “Schlichter” has two H’s.

Twitchy — ‘You Can’t Even Spell MY NAME’: Kurt Schlichter Just Obliterates WaPo’s Colonel Exposé and HOOBOY

But wait, there's more! With Schlichter, there is always more, and it's often not good for the person on the receiving end.

WHAT'S ON TAP?

Today on Capitol Hill...

Yes, indeed, the House critters are back at it. Here's some of what they've got going on Tuesday:

  • House Foreign Affairs, Middle East and North Africa Subcommittee — Countering Houthi Terrorism: Protecting U.S. Interests and Security in the Red Sea
  • House Judiciary, Immigration Integrity, Security, and Enforcement Subcommittee — “Sanctuary Policies, Tragic Consequences”
  • House Education and Workforce, Early Childhood, Elementary, and Secondary Education Subcommittee — “Supporting Working Families: State-Led Child Care Solutions”
  • House Ways and Means, Work and Welfare Subcommittee — Subcommittee Hearing on Welfare Reform at 30: Restoring the Promise of Work and Personal Responsibility in Federal Welfare Programs
  • House Energy and Commerce, Communications and Technology Subcommittee — Subcommittee Markup of 6 Bills
  • And...they even passed some legislation on Monday:

    China Spent Years Gaming US Trade Laws — Congress Just Hit Back

    White House What's Up

    And here's what President Trump has on his agenda for the day:

  • 8:00 AM — THE PRESIDENT participates in Executive Time — The White House
  • 9:00 AM — THE PRESIDENT participates in a Pre-Tape Phone Interview — The White House
  • 11:00 AM — THE PRESIDENT participates in a Policy Meeting — Oval Office
  • 1:30 PM — THE PRESIDENT meets with Oil and Gas Retailers and Refineries — Cabinet Room
  • 3:00 PM — THE PRESIDENT participates in Policy Meeting — Oval Office
  • 4:30 PM — THE PRESIDENT participates in Policy Meeting — Oval Office
  • Meanwhile, Vice President JD Vance has had a thing or two to say about weirdo Michigan Senate candidate Abdul El Sayed:

    JD Vance Delivers Blistering Warning to El-Sayed: 'Keep My Wife's Name the Hell Out of Your Mouth'

    JD Vance Blasts Abdul El-Sayed: 'The Guy Is a Bit of a Joke'

    Keeping Up With the Cabinet

    Sec. Transportation - Sean Duffy — Duffy had a busy Monday, rolling out the administration's effort to crack down on illegal CDLs.

    🚨IT’S HAPPENING.

    ✅ 110 trucking schools shut down (5,000+ truckers “trained” who could not speak English)
    ✅ 160+ more removed for failing @FMCSA standards⁰✅ Nationwide audit of skill testers launched

    NO ENGLISH, NO TRUCKING, NO FRAUD.

    We’re not done yet. Let’s make sure… pic.twitter.com/NYlsXv0lZq

    — Secretary Sean Duffy (@SecDuffy) August 31, 2026

    New: Trump Team Shutters 270 Driving Schools Granting Illegal CDLs

    Full Court Press...

    The courts were busy on Monday:

  • ✅ In U.S. v. Virginia (anti-287(g) law (ICE-law enforcement agreements)), Judge Robert Payne (Eastern District of VA) GRANTS (in part) admin's motion for preliminary injunction.
  • ❌ In M-J-M-A v. Wamsley (habeas), Judge Mustafa Kasubhai (Oregon) DENIES admin's motion for stay pending appeal and motion to dismiss.
  • ❌ In League of Women Voters of Massachusetts v. Trump (mail-in ballots), Judge Indira Talwani DENIES admin's motion to stay TRO pending appeal.
  • And...we finally got that SCOTUS ruling on the ballroom: For now, the project proceeds. (More on that in the Musing.)

    SCOTUS Clears Way for Trump's Ballroom, While Roberts Leads Unusual Dissent

    COMING ATTRACTIONS

    The House will be voting on the stopgap funding measure today. If it passes, on to the President's desk it goes.

    President Trump is heading to Sterling, Virginia, on Saturday, and to Ireland in mid-September.

    MORNING MUSING

    On Monday, I reported on the Supreme Court's latest ruling regarding the White House ballroom. It was a 5-4 decision ultimately determining that the group that brought the suit trying to stop the project didn't have standing to do so. As I explained at the time, this was not a final determination by the Court that the East Wing project is lawful (or not). But the practical effect of the ruling is that the project may proceed unless/until such final determination is made.

    What was truly striking about the decision is that Chief Justice John Roberts joined with the Court's three liberal justices and penned a dissent that...well, frankly, it left me with the impression that a justice who is usually quite a stickler on standing had gotten all up in his feels regarding Beltway sensibilities. And I don't say that lightly. 

    Roberts even invoked crocodiles to make his point, noting that the Court has recognized standing for people whose ability to observe wildlife would be harmed by government action. If “I want to look at a crocodile” can get you through the courthouse door in that context, he reasoned, why not “I want to look at the White House”? It's a memorable line, though perhaps not the devastating analogy Roberts intended: The last I checked, crocodiles weren't federally owned buildings whose appearance the government is responsible for managing. Nor do they play a role in national security — although, come to think of it, maybe they should!

    LIGHTER FARE 

    Sound on for this. (I'm sorry. 😂)

    I can’t sleep….. I just watched this video and laughed so hard my husband woke up from snoring loudly and my dog started barking….. Anyways this friggen bird is ridiculous 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 pic.twitter.com/hFwoKYPEek

    — Riverrat328 (@riverrat328) September 1, 2026

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